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caption66 CLEO.COM.AU DECEMBER 2013 Text xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Photography xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx or adjust Inset Spacing from spine. Photography Austral. Posed for by models in no way associated with this story. xxxxxxx. Maximum 3 lines deep How to spot a douchebag A guy reveals the eight warning signs that only other men can see. By David Smiedt Ben’s custom-made underwear set didn’t seem to be working on Joanna. cl1213_ FE-DoucheP66 - 66 2013-10-25T17:14:44+11:00

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captionText xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Photography xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxx. Maximum 3 lines deep or adjust Inset Spacing from spine. Photography Austral. Posed for by models in no way associated with this story. D ouchedar noun 1. The talent for intuiting that a female friend’s new man is a douchebag long before she does. Along with the ability to never fi nd porn repetitive and to harbour the faint hope we’re in with a shot at Miranda Kerr, this is one of the few superpowers men hold. It’s best not to delve too deeply into the source of this gift – mainly because we see our own less-than- stellar traits refl ected in this man’s actions – but it comes from a place of care.1Abs-olutely unnecessary The results of all those hours he spends in the gym should be seen in only three places: the pool, the gym and the bedroom. That means no Instagram, no Twitter and no Facebook. A man who feels the need to share his pecs on social media – especially as a profile pic – has more baggage than a Samsonite factory and a disturbing level of vanity. This does not bode well for him valuing a woman’s mind over her body, nor being accepting of her physicality when he is clearly so paranoid about his that he needs constant reinforcement. 2Jeans too tight? Not alright As with the topless social media shot, your guy friends will get protective if your new man shows up in a deep V-neck tee with chest stubble. Same goes for singlets with armholes that go all the way down to his waist. As sure as you can say “aftershave overload”, our instincts are telling us we’re dealing with a candidate who places way too much importance on appearances. He’ll focus on what you look like more than your heart. Also look out for blinding cosmetic dentistry, a penchant for diffusion lines with the designer’s name all over them, square-toed shoes that tilt upwards at the end and jeans so tig